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lady dad

A father figure who is a man but has tendencies to do girly activities.
Dad, stop doing the dishes, you lady dad!
by TheBill October 4, 2015
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Ladies of the Court

A group of weight room douches that all spend time admiring themselves in the mirror. They usually wear bright colors, too much hair product for someone wanting to work hard, frequent wearers of Tapout/S2 Faction/sleeveless shirts with huge arm holes, consume far too much supplements and are frequent skippers of leg day.
Right as Alex got to the gym, he noticed all the ladies of the court crowding around the first bench he needed to use, "it sure would be nice if these fags would move" he thought to himself.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
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lady logging

The art of placing a turd on a woman's breast during a sexually charged situation
My wife just discovered lady logging. I've never known a smelly situation to feel so right.
by Karsi007 November 26, 2016
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ladies tap

1.A subtle or sometimes open display of affection from a girl trying to maintain her daintyness. 2. When girls are referring to using a strap on dildo for sex.
1.At the formal ball there was no twerking but there was an occasional ladies tap.
2. "Kelly said she was wet and waiting to let you lady tap her Gina."
by RoofJDAWGless July 24, 2017
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blocking lady

A self absorbed middle to upper class woman, usually a mother, who gets in people's way by stopping in inopportune or inappropriate places.

Usually older, glasses, mom jeans, maybe a sweatshirt with floral applique. They stand in the middle of aisles at the grocery store, look askance in the doorway of the Barnes and Noble, stop at green lights. not all of their blocks are physical, or literal. They can block careers, or relationships, or personal growth.
Sorry we're late, we got stuck behind a blocking lady going 15 mph on the road. But it's ok, because of her we missed being in an accident.
by MacBetty July 31, 2017
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Mail Lady

Noun, plural 'Mail Ladies'
Def. 1
What most people call a female mailman, unless they use the inferior term 'mailwoman'.
For some reason, she always seems to either damage your package or be late with it (this fact also applies to Male Mail Ladies).
Also sometimes called a Maillady, Postlady, Post Lady, UPS Lady, or UPSlady.

Def. 2
A woman that arrived to you via the mail.

Def. 3
A term for someone that delivers sex, also known as a prostitute.

Def. 4
A misspelling of the word "male lady", usually found in text (sometimes also referred to as a "man" in British English)
Def. 1
guy 1: Hey, has the mail lady come for you yet? It's already 4 and the mail was suppose to get here by 3!
guy 2: I think I saw her jalopy crashed into a pole on my way home from work.
guy 1: God damn it....

Def. 2
guy 1: Guess what? I just got a mail lady!
guy 2: What, like a mail order bride?
guy 1: No, she came in a package.
guy 2: So...she's a contortionist?
guy 1: I never said she was alive.

Def. 3
guy 1: Has the mail lady come for you yet?
guy 2: No, I think she's still at Johnson's.

guy 3: Sorry, she insisted on doing foreplay first.

Def. 4
guy 1: Hey did u see that cute chick that moved in down the street? She seems ur type
guy 2: Nah im only into mail ladies
by PostOfficer February 22, 2019
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