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Grass

Something people who "define" real-life names and/or slap sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that aren't at all used in a sexual manner need to touch.
"I defined cake as (insert weird ass fetish involving female genitalia and orgasms) and I put a definition for 'Freddy', 'Anna', 'Claire', 'Noah', (insert a thousand more names here) and even went the extra mile to put '(real definition)' in front of all of these terms cuz they are very super (not) real definitions."

"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022
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grass in the pocket

An elegant form of mosh dancing that consist of hunching over, and aggressively picking grass up with your hands.... and proceeding to place said grass in your pockets.
Hey dude, I saw you doin the grass in the pocket at the show the other night.. stellar performance!
by Mojojo123 July 20, 2020
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touch grass

A phrase used by Angry Teenagers during frustating moments while playing Fortnite.

This phrase is used as a slur against Fortnite players.
Touch grass you're so dogwater!
by Baltic._ October 18, 2024
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Grass

Did you grass on us for smashing that guys window?
by Hp Office jet 874270- Model 3a February 9, 2020
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Grass

Grass meaning is, that’s crazy, something that is mind boggling
Dude that trick was grass
by Shrimpymilk December 15, 2020
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Tall blade of grass

Someone who sticks out more than everyone else. You don’t want to be this person when the lawnmower is coming towards you.
Don’t be that tall blade of grass in jail running your mouth off.
by Imalostcause May 27, 2022
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grass ass homie

“Here’s your ointment
Grass ass homie
by The.best.around October 17, 2017
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