The English

The most common plague in 25% of the world

1: Did you hear about the civil war in Ethiopia?
2: Was it the English?

by Yerdas Selzavon May 28, 2021

Canadian English

American English written using British spelling and including some token franglais.

Is Canadian English closer to British or American? No. And oui.

by enridr November 15, 2022

English Beer

Another term for piss.

Pull over, I need to make english beer

by March 17, 2024

English Beer

A slang term for piss.

Pull over, I need to make english beer!

by March 17, 2024

English Language

Is buttcheeks.

I love etymology but every time I look up a definition of an English word, its buttcheeks. The English language is buttcheeks.

by Audreybodaisey December 15, 2024

English boxwood

The act of a female performing self pleasure with the assistance of a second party physically manipulating the fingers, hand, or forearm of the female.

She was feeling tired last night when it was time for some serious masturbation but I was able to assist with an English boxwood.

by croppppppppppppppp December 09, 2022

English pig

What French Canadiens (typically Québécois) call English speaking Canadians

“You know, you’re stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know.”

by PucklineJesus June 26, 2021