cheese off

Phrase meaning annoy used often by Bart Simpson.

BART: Hi, guys. What's up?

JIMBO: We were just saying we'd love to meet the guy who cut off the head of that statue.

BART: What? But--but yesterday didn't you say it would be cool to cut off the head, and really cheese off everybody?

KEARNY: Yeah, that was just cloud talk, man.

by Anton Chigurh March 31, 2009

bung cheese

The smell that usually comes from a person who has not showered for a couple of days (College students mainly). The smell seems to come from the area of the butt, crotch or Chode!

Dude! You smell straight funky. Like Day old Bung Cheese!!!

by Jager Monstrosity September 29, 2007

Dildo cheese

The crusty remains left on an overly used (but not in awhile) dildo. Usually containing old lube and girl cum. Yummmmm.

"I found my old dildo in the closet. It was covered in dildo cheese!"

"TMI. Wow WTF"

by Dalty November 3, 2009

Cheese Dream

A strange dream that occurs due to mass consumption of cheese or other dairy product before going into a deep sleep.

Dave - I had the nastiest cheese dream last night. I was being chased by gorrillas because I was a giant banana. Then i killed then with gum and a stapler.

Gav - What an outrageous cheese dream.

by Gary101 April 30, 2008

cheese job

Its when a guys penis is covered in cheese (It can be any type) and then the girl licks it off by giving the guy a cheese blow job.

Me and Tits Mcgee had leftover cheese so she used it to give me a cheese job.

by Harris Benson April 25, 2006

Vag cheese

A term reffering to a yeast infection of the vagina because the vagina looks like cottage cheese can also reffer to any vaginal discharge or pussy substance excreted by the vagina

Dude I just ate her Vag Cheese

by Dano B April 26, 2006

rim cheese

The build up of dead skin caused by being unclean and not washing the rim of the penis. Has a look of cottage cheese but with the smell of a two week dead old badger.

You can tell if a gentleman's 'Rim Cheese' is getting out of hand by the way he will scratch the area in an unmanly manner. The resulting effect of this, will be a further build up of the 'Cheese'

The only cure for the build up of 'Rim Cheese' is to fully wash the penis in warm soapy water.

A drunk tramp who has passed out drinking too much cider is a great opportunity to get yourself acquainted with 'Rim Cheese' if you haven't seen it before. Although make sure he is asleep as many a 'Rim Cheese' collector has fallen victim to the embarrassing ranting of an ungodly fallen fellow with his pants around his ankles.

Bob Gobbles - Rim Cheese collector

'My God man Never have I seen a Rim so full of cheese'

by Mark Guest June 10, 2007