Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.
John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023
Get the Moist Richardmug. Used to show how pissed off you are at someone. The "Richard" signifies that you are so pissed you don't even know who the fuck you're talking to.
by Paco Taco the Blaco May 15, 2018
Get the What the biff Richardmug. When a male with a huge cock slaps a girl in the face while recieving head and leaves a red mark accross the person giving heads face.
by MONTEWHITEHEADSUCKMYNUT April 24, 2024
Get the Angry richardmug. You know, when you assume somebody meant something impossible, rather than correctly infer what they clearly meant you look like a jerk. It's Richard's law.
by mr purple nz August 24, 2023
Get the Richard's lawmug. 
Richard likes every single girl in class and would do anything do get the sucky sucky 9000 by them. HE also has sucky sucky 9000 with himself everyday.
by fsfhzuifhsfs April 14, 2022
Get the Richard simpsmug. a person who gets no bitches and is sad and sucks at every game and is ass at crossy road and doesn’t have any rizz or game or play
by nogirls.com February 6, 2022
Get the richard heverlymug.