Smokey Guy

(1) AKA cigarette smoking man. WGB Spender from the X-files or any similar MIB.

(2) Any anonymous secretive government official.

Never accept a ride in a Crown Victoria from Smokey Guy. If you do FOLLOW HIM INTO THE STORE if he insists you wait in the car while he gets another pack of smoke.

by She Snailie _@_v September 23, 2004

the deli guy

most commonly found in metro canada , specifically the deli department (hense the name the deli guy). has piercing blue eyes and is so hot. he typically won't talk to u but that's ok he still likes you, just convince urself that. the deli guy is a mysterious figure and prolly u don't know his name. but let me tell u he is so hot and has the nicest voice in his department (see dan from produce for more department tea). The deli guy even says goodbye to his future girlfriend whilst he's on the phone with his current one. so cute 🥺🥺

Tammy- what's that rly hot guys name
Michelle - the deli guy?

by danfromproduce June 19, 2020

free guy

An entity/player that is able to roam a server/game without being bound by the normal standards/rules.

Yep, Tommy owns the server so you will see avatar just walking around in your game. Ya can’t blow him up! He’s the Free Guy.

by Grendels Skull August 14, 2021

Guy Him

To beat or to prepare to beat the shit out of someone.

"And so this guy comes up to me at Wendy's talking shit, I have my Corona in one hand and proceed to Guy Him with my free hand."

by thatNigg April 15, 2015

Couch Guy

When you walk into a place where people have been smoking weed, there's always that one guy who's too high to function and is hanging out on the couch. Barely moves or acknowledges his surroundings and is clearly lost in thoughts of some sort. He's couch locked and thusly, the Couch Guy

"Dude, what's up with Dave?"

"Oh, nothing, he's just really baked. He's the Couch Guy."

by The_Sheepinator October 27, 2014

conceited guy

A guy who is mostly a prep or a wannabe prep and thinks that hes everything and every girl wants him and he thinks hes so hot and cool but some people really find him as a jerk and he thinks hes too cool to talk to a non-popular person.

Matt: oh man all the girls want me i'm so awesome. I bet they all want to bang me.
other guy: ugh hes such a conceited guy.

by Random Chick5499 November 27, 2013

changes guy

1. An individual who causes awkward silences by saying something totally against the flow of the conversation i.e. stupid, not funny, weird, etc.

Person 1: Dude, that chick is so hot.
Person 2: Yeah man. I'd tap that.
Person 3: I'd love to plant my seed into her and watch it grow into a beautiful apple tree.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Whatta changes guy.

by PseudoWoodo April 28, 2009