swag

quinn and bree, also known as twitter users ryanrossed and toxicryden. they're the baddest bitch mothafuckas you'll ever meet. swag.

"hey do u follow bree or quinn?"

"how about both!! they're so swag!!"
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by swagweed579ok May 12, 2013

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swag

A new means of punctuation that arose at the turn of the 21st Century.

"I just got paid, swag"
"I just fucked my ho, SWAG"
"Dis nigga just made da bes peabnut butter and jelly sandwich evah SWAAAAAWAWWAGWGAGAGAAGAAAAAG"

by Tha$wag September 12, 2012

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Assuming you understand what swag is, then swag king seems somewhat obvious. However, it is nearly impossible to achieve. Artists like Soulja Boy have attempted to rap about swag to the point of obliteration in hopes of achieving Swag King status. Nonetheless, no one to this date has achieved such a prestigious ranking. To be a swag king, one must first simply walk into Mordor. The world still awaits its Swag King...

Soulja Boy: Ay man ima swag king!

The World: Bitch you ain't swag shit, shut the fuck up

by hammertime13 July 30, 2011

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Bald swag

an instance where a person is seen as cool, that has acquired a bald spot.

Hair + baldspot = Baldswag

Susy: Wow john is really cool
John: Baldswag

see in this instance john has a bald spot therefore his swag is fully bald therefore bald swag is acquired to the maximum.

by Cat Swiftness December 17, 2012

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swag hole

(adj) 1. A person that consists mainly of extreme swagger.

2. A person that could contain enough swag energy to become an alternate energy source.

Caroline- "Oh my goodness, Amy! Look at Alex! He's such a swag hole!"
Amy- "Ugh, I know. I wish he would become my best friend so I wouldn't have to pay any electric bills."
Caroline- "Alex is the best!"

by hey!youthere! April 24, 2010

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