santa

Satan spelled wrong. The image of the jolly old fat man is actually a marketing image used by the coca-cola company in the '50s, and used to make the Satan worshiping capitalist ideal more friendly

Santa the god of capitalist economics is actually Satan.

by steve form accounting April 9, 2008

santa

Some old fat bastard with a pissed off wife because he only comes once a year, and its down everybody elses chimney.

Did Santa cum down your chimney too?

by Splice87 January 4, 2004

Santa Clara, CA

Small city in California who thinks THEY ARE CALIFORNIA. (see definition of egotistical) However in reality they are simply a SECTION of San Jose, which is a PART of San Francisco, which is only bout HALF of the bay area. Which takes up less than a 10th of the total area in California. For this reason, Santa Clara receives about a 0 out of 8 on the howie rating.

I'M from Santa Clara, CA. Thats why im better than you.

by Howie II October 10, 2007

Santa

a fat man who falls down your chimney on christmas and eats all your cookies and drinks your milk
~gives you gifts but writes exactly like your parents

~is super old like 1,000 years old

~brings joy to everyone!! :

Child 1: I love santa

Teen: santa is gay

by ilovesanta101 December 13, 2009

Santan

ATEEZ Choi San’s (hangul: 최산) nickname when he goes on stage and wrecks it with his powerful performances and intense facial expressions.

"Did you see San performing HALA HALA on stage ? Santan really came out of him at the dance break !"

by Wooyoung’s Ponytail Is Holy November 6, 2020

Pur3_santa

Pur3_santa other known as orcadia
Owner or orcplanet.com which is now Vapourised, I AM AN ALMIGHTY DEMON !!!FEEL ME AND SUFFER!

My name is Santa and i have a pink bunny suit

by Pur3_santa August 11, 2004

Secret Santa

When a man sneak up behind another person and lodges their sack (testicles) up another person's chimney(anus/rectum)

Dude, he just totally Secret Santa'd her!

by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. November 9, 2017