Closet snacks

When your living situation is uncomfortable so you buy snacks to keep in your closet to avoid seeing family members or roommates in high tensions

“My roommates and I got into a fight so I’m entering my closet snacks era”

by Merpderp1555 December 11, 2024

Pocket Snacks

A multipurpose snack kept in ones pocket for not only emergency purposes, but for hungover mornings, when you’re high and on the go, and after work shifts when you’re at the bar and they’ve already closed the flat top down.

Pauly: “yo Dom you got any pocket snacks on you?”

Dom: “yeah I got some over in my jacket on the bar”

(Both Pauly and Dom look over at the bar to see someone checking his pockets)

Dom: “HEY! DONT TOUCH MY POCKET SANDWHICH!”

by Naenae42069 March 17, 2019

track snack

Florida Man walking directly in path of oncoming train. Darwin Award.

High speed train got a “track snack” today.

by Bits n bytes October 22, 2025

Snack That Review

A food review who shows off some off the best snacks.

Who to look up for the new and greatest snacks?, Snack That Review

by Food Life Times July 11, 2022

Snack Shack Gnome

A devious critter up to no good, it uses magic for malicious shenanigans

Oh no! The the snack shack gnome turned another home owner into a traffic cone, oh the misery!

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024

Basement Snack

A person who likes getting their a** eaten

I would never date a basement snack, I am too afraid they'd fart in my face.

by angryjunebug March 18, 2025

Scooby snacks

When one inserts a tasty treat in to their cockwasher or mouth usually some form of drug or mind altering substance.

When one takes the substance out of a capsule type pill and fills it with another more enjoyable substance usually methamphetamine and can take them throughout the day when a little extra bump in energy is needed therefore being called a Scooby snack

Hey man, you got any Scooby snacks I can buy off ya.

Man I wish I had some of those Scooby snacks today my ass is draggin.

I'm so tired I'm coming down off a 3 day binge and really need a Scooby snack or two to keep going.

by Therealslimanus_cheech-o January 24, 2022