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Captain Mike the Sailor

A truly scallywag that will man the ship live nobody's business. Catch em on the poop deck in the all white G-Fazo's with that fat zyn pack in his mouth and a tooly on his waste. You can also catch him on shore sippin' reds and acting a fool
Captain Mike the Sailor has the dustiest G-Fazo's I've ever seen
by Mikeysling3 March 22, 2023
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The Joker’s Smile

The joker’s smile is a sex move in which you have sex with a woman while she’s on her period. Right before you’re about to cum you pull out and nut on her face. You then take the palm of your hand and smear it to cover her entire face. You then take your dick with period blood on it and wipe it on her lips and up the cheek to resemble the joker’s makeup.
Yo! I just hooked up with a chick and did The Joker’s Smile on her! She was so surprised!
by Rickytickyman June 14, 2023
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he has the cutest smile

seungmin. seungmin is the definition of having the cutest smile
aw he has the cutest smile

you mean seungmin. right?
by sammy𖤐 September 13, 2023
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smile

what happens when seeing a boob
You see that boobie? :0)
by Pat O'Malley March 20, 2004
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Secret Smile

your partners Cum face that only you see on the point of Male/Female ejeculation.

Used in the Semisonic of the same name
"Love your secret smile!!
by monkeyboy1000 September 1, 2009
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Pink Smile

The pulling apart of one's butt cheeks to expose the hideous pink folds of flesh inside one's anus
"You fucking nob jockey that's the last time you'll do that you cunt. You're getting the pink smile"
by Rude Dog November 10, 2006
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silly sailor

n. the sexual act of fuckin a person in the ass (male or female will do) in a full bathtub and enjoying their underwater screams.
Oh yea, well my girlfriend is fuckin nuts; she likes a silly sailor.
by superxemoxboy June 7, 2004
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