sleep whore

The physical embodyment of that which is "sleep". It can be referred to as either gender.

So many people go to sleep (visit the sleep whore) every day and its free. So not only do about 6 billion people visit the sleep whore every day, but the sleep whore is cheap too.

Sleep is a whore.

"Im very tired... Im gonna make a good old visit to the sleep whore. goodnight friend!"

by The fiddlin' sailor October 23, 2009

Sleep Assnea

When you're a total Ass in your sleep

My boyfriend Elbowed me and pushed me of the bed when he was sleeping,His Sleep Assnea is getting worse

by Sweetmee October 31, 2018

Sleep-Working

Sleep-Working happens when you haven't had your morning cup of coffee before work, which usually results in ultimate failure and/or workers compensation.

Ann: "Did you hear Neek fell off the 3-step ladder pulling an 80 pound gear from the 2nd shelf?

Jim: "That poor bastard was Sleep-Working again."

by Sleepworker April 30, 2013

Sleep-Deprivation

A lack of sleep that may cause you to act or talk wack

A conversation with my friends about anime on discord leading to a discussion about sleep-deprivation:

(I had to do it in the tags cause it was too long lmao)

by BigDoof December 4, 2019

sleep train

NOT the mattress company, rather it's the great equalizer, a force to be reckoned with. The sleep deprived all eventually take a ride on the sleep train, even P. Diddy. After days or weeks of sleep deprivation, eventually you get on board and don't wake up until many hours later, with an epic case of bed head, crusty eyes, and pillow creases in your face. Even beautiful people wake up looking like hell.

Dude, did you just get up? You've been asleep for like 14 hours.
Yeah, I haven't slept all week, now I feel like I've been hit by a train.
You look like shit. What's wrong with your hair?
I was on the sleep train and I couldnt' get off.

by lo fo sho November 8, 2010

Danger Sleep

Falling asleep in a potentially detrimental, dangerous or life threatening situation.

1) "Where were you when the fire alarm went off?"

"oh, i chose to have a danger sleep"

2) "mate, i woke up on the roundabout this morning..."

"you were totally having a danger sleep"

3)Having a "danger sleep" in the front row of class

4) "zzzz... (danger sleep)"

by Walter Willis November 3, 2010

Sleep Watch

The act of watching a movie or television show while dozing, or out right sleeping.

I totally sleep watched the nightmare before christmas tonight. All I remember is the song from christmas town ><!

by Post-Mortem666 December 29, 2008