Lunch Shift Friend

A coworker who you friend during the lunch shift because both of your real friends normally work dinner. When dinner shift arrives, you go your separate ways and do not acknowledge each other.

I realized we were only lunch shift friends when dinner shift arrived and she basically ignored me.

by Lunchann November 25, 2017

ball shifter

A baseball player who adjusts their testicles constantly.

They cannot show Brian Dozer below the waist on tv because he is a ball shifter, and it is inappropriate to see on tv.

by Mr Ball Shifter May 5, 2018

jumping shift

Jump shift is basically a way of saying you are breaking up with someone

Dave: Hey
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift

Dave: What do you mean by that?

Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(

by A randomKIDWhoHatesOTHERS12 February 25, 2018

Straight Shift

Another phrase for manual transmission.

His truck isn’t an automatic, it’s a straight shift

by James Benito March 11, 2018

Qwerty Shitwaffle

The result of dedicating on a laptop keyboard, then slamming the laptop lid closed, producing a keyboard texture fecal pile, resembling a waffle pattern.

Let's all hit ourselves in the head with hammers and then make Qwerty Shitwaffles for breakfast.

by zuulybully October 9, 2018

body shifter

A person who you are so close to you can trust will help you remove the body of a sexual partner (died from natural causes) from your bed before you spouse comes home...no questions asked

He is my body shifter

by David Townhill March 18, 2019

Gauntlet shift

Working more than five days in a row without a day off.

Friend:Hey, you want to go get a drink after work?
Friend 2:No, I can't. I have a gauntlet shift this week and I need the rest.

by 2pens1word July 11, 2019