this is fucking retarded

A phrase said to a close friend when you both are stuck at a job or event together and it's boring as shit

Jon and Jimmy are two benchwarmers who have to attend an extra early morning practice on the weekend.

Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"

by SuckMyMegatron May 25, 2014

Dentally retarded

Someone who *knows* they need to go to the dentist but keeps putting it off because they are scared, they don't want to spend the money, or they think the problem will just go away on its own.

Bob: My teeth are killing me.

Steph: Why don't you go see the dentist? You're always complaining about your teeth.

Bob: I don't wanna go.

Steph: Man, you are dentally retarded.

by VT T-Bear November 26, 2009

Homeschool Retarded

A person who is socially awkward, doesnt know how to speak with people, wears strange clothing with pictures of cats and or other animals,cant get a decent mate and has long hair that resembles a horse tail.

The Duggar Girls from the TLC show "13 and counting" are very homeschool retarded.

by coolestgirl1989 October 18, 2009

completely retarded

completly retarded is a synonym for:
Americans

"How are Americans?"
"Completely retarded."

by |QBA| September 17, 2005

Retard Clap

What Brandon Frasier did at the Golden Globes

Man, Tommy was so excited about his new car he did a retard clap!

by Yortisme January 26, 2010

get retarded

Do drink beyond reason.
To tie one one, to get get puzzled on brew, to go on a bender.

Dude, it's friday and my old lady's out of town, lets get retarded!

by Tuff Guy November 3, 2003

retard rocket

a small bus no longer than any van that is used to transport retards from place to place and sort of looks like a rocket

the retard rocket wizzzed by me and it went on its mission to the moon!

by Anna Nichole Smith February 15, 2007