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There is no peter only zuul

one of the funniest and most memorable lines from Family Guy
Louis: Peter get out of the fridge.

Peter: There is no peter only zuul.
by jicherty August 6, 2009
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Peter Griffin

A complete moron, although through his hilarious antics and misadventures he has come to be one of the most popular characters on the television show "Family Guy". Very fat, he tends to make remarkably strange, but also funny decisions throughout the show.
That Peter Griffin really makes the show.
by Jack Kreuser August 18, 2011
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Peter Heater

A garment (often knitted) worn over male genitalia to keep it warm. Sometimes used in cold climates, but also sometimes used by male dancers as a costume piece. Also known as a "willy warmer".
Bart was getting a chilly wily, riding his bike in the winter, so he pulled on his peter heater and it was all good.
by Mr. Park-Ranger January 3, 2007
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Peter Cuff

The foreskin on an uncircumcised peter or (Penis).

The peter cuff is the fold of skin that covers the glans. The glans is the rounded tip of a man's penis. The peter cuff protects the glans from getting irritated by urine and from rubbing against clothes.
Some European men still have their peter cuff.

At a Jewish briss they remove the child's peter cuff.

the extreme hypersensitivity is just one of many consequences of not retracting your peter cuff often enough or for long enough.

I'm uncircumcised - I can roll the peter cuff back falcid without problem, erect with a bit of pain.
But the main problem is that I can't masterbate/ejaculate with it rolled back. I've tried masterbating with the peter cuff unrolled, stopping while near climax and rolling it down then trying to ejaculate as well, but the pain just stops me from finishing off.
by Agent Weldon August 10, 2009
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Peter peter penis eater

Peter fullarton. A male specimen of our species who cooks, cleans, sings, acts, and is in the army. Plain and simply he is a little on the bent side....so me and Mic think ;o)
Bethany- ha ha look its pete
Mic- no no....correction its peter peter penis eater



may also be called; peter fullashit, peter peter pedaphile, kiddy fiddler (also may be confused with micheal smedely)
by Bethany August 6, 2004
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peter pan

when you sword fight with a dildo and you get your woman in the anal hole
That peter pan was amazing!

ouch! that peter pan kinda hurt last night
by squillam bentit May 1, 2009
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Peter Panning

When a guy wants to send a seductive dick pic but is embarrassed by his small junk he sends a picture of the shadow of his dick so as to leave it's size up to the recipient's imagination.
Ethan: Bro, I'm so peter panning Mary right now.

Mary: OMG Ethan just peter panned me!
Susie: I wonder how big it really is...
by eskeetz January 17, 2013
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