A euphemism for masturbation.
Guy 1 "Hey man, you were real distant last night, what were you doing"
Guy 2 "Nah I was just Peeling the Puppy last night. You know how it is."
Guy 1 "...ah"
Guy 2 "Nah I was just Peeling the Puppy last night. You know how it is."
Guy 1 "...ah"
by MiniGram October 7, 2025
Get the Peeling the Puppymug. A person under the age of 18 that wears as little clothes as possible, behaves erratically around strangers and posts risky social media photos. Usually you will find someone like this in a mall, gym or school. Most puppy sluts seem to seek sexual attention.
I’m sick and tired of seeing these puppy sluts acting like it’s normal to be a skank when you get older.
by Vivortnite March 23, 2021
Get the Puppy Slutmug. "AW!!! Look at all the horse puppies playing together!"
"Um....those are foals."
"What?"
"You know, baby horses are called foals."
"I'm still gonna say horse puppy."
"Um....those are foals."
"What?"
"You know, baby horses are called foals."
"I'm still gonna say horse puppy."
by Rocky Horror Babe March 1, 2021
Get the horse puppymug. Someone who lives inside a bubble of privilege. They've never faced any type of cultural push back because they fit perfectly into society's norms. They typically don't ever think for themselves and just go along with popular opinion because popular opinion always benefits them.
Wow! "Lauren" and "Luke" are each such a perception puppy; they never understand the corruption around them because it never negatively impacts their day to day.
by Arkantose April 11, 2023
Get the Perception puppymug. The kind of person who sets alarms to wake them ion the middle of the night so that they can spend iTunes vouchers in idle games.
by Echgoddess December 14, 2022
Get the screaming puppymug. A euphemism for any online discussion which seemed relevant and important at the time, but has now become buried in the noise of other discussions and is now mostly forgotten.
"Did we ever decide which format to go with for those new TPS reports?" "Not really, I think that got eclipsed by the cute puppy photo."
by tertbel July 18, 2019
Get the eclipsed by the cute puppy photomug. OMFG MY BF NAIT FLUFFY PUPPY BENSON HAS A MASSIVE AND MAGICAL COCK HE IS THE GREATEST LOVER
if you date a Nait Benson your lucky asf
if you date a Nait Benson your lucky asf
by BIG TUCH March 3, 2021
Get the fluffy puppymug.