Junket pump

Junket pump; an erect penis that is ready to unload the good stuff.

hey baby, you ready for a good hosing cause my junket pump is loaded and about to unleash. Where do ya want it?

by shane-0 August 16, 2008

Prime the pump

Jacking off prior to having sex in order to last longer.

Man I had to prime the pump before I fucked that fine ass chick. I didn't want to cum too fast. Prime the pump pussy cum

by RodthaTripod October 24, 2015

hand pump

background - dan brown
an insult presumably meaning 'wanker' or 'laurajean'

''can i have a bong dan'', ''fuck off you hand pump''

by jonny p January 28, 2005

pampypuff

smokes is a pampy puff

smokes you pampy puff

by james December 4, 2004

stump pump

voilently pumping your fist in and out of someones asshole up to and including your wrist so your arm looks like a stump

"ya i made him my bitch by stump pumpin' the bastard till he agreed"

by kerri-ann vigar August 7, 2007

Gut Pump

Ripped on blow drunk and buff as fuk, cialis fueled boner penetrating a cougar until she sprays, and u continue because ur dick is throbbing and won't go down.

I wheeled this coug and gut pumped the fuk out her old puss

by Monster Calves September 24, 2011

fist pumper

guy who masturbates frequently, complete asshole

Guy: John still doesn't have a girlfriend?

Other Guy: Yea, he's becoming a real fist pumper.

by sillysallie July 22, 2010