98 pound weakling

Someone always claiming to be hungry, and underprivileged.

Of course the 98 pound weakling is going to say that he/she is hungry. It's an excellent defense mechanism, especially if it's one of the many defense mechanisms/tricks that he/she has used for his/her entire life.

by Solid Mantis January 19, 2021

pounding ex

After you get a divorce from your ex wife/ex hubby but you still need that pussy or cock action.

Yo homie...I am gonna swing by the old hags house and so some pounding ex before I go home!
Yo buddy...be careful. I hear your ex has been getting tag teamed by the neighbors.

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

London Pound Cake

When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.

This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!

Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.

by London Pound Cake August 2, 2022

dick pounding

smashing a dick using something hard like a hammer or another dick till it's flat

yesterday my girlfriend gave me a dick pounding when I told her that I'm cheating on her

by horneybastard101 November 24, 2017

Pound His Jimmies

A midwestern expression commonly employed by particularly sexually aggressive, domineering women who seek to engage in copulation with a male counterpart.

See also: Pound a Jimmy, pound Jimmy, Pound his jimmies, no Jimmy left unpounded.

See that guy over there with the gold glasses? You better bet i'm gonna pound his Jimmies tonight.

by Gigi VT May 2, 2019

98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone who gets on a reality show claiming to be a badass and thinks anybody who notices what they're really like is underestimating them.

The 98 pounds and tough as nails girl thinks anybody who remembers how much she whined about everything as a kid is underestimating, bullying, or censoring her.

by Solid Mantis July 21, 2020

Very, Very Good 1 Pound Fish

This is referring to a salesman at a market often found in a town trying to sell fish, he often times uses language to persuade you to buy. This can often be said as a 'Meme'

'Very, Very good 1 pound Fish

by MilkBottle123 July 16, 2021