Kiddie-pool player

A player of a board or card game that acts immaturely. E.G. Tries to take back moves, Rubs winning in, Berates themselves or others for losing.

Kiddie-pool player: FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT. WHY AM I SUCH A RETARD?!?

Player 1:Go play in the Kiddie-pool.

Player 2: Yeah, you're being a real kiddie-pool player.

by Shiftymruzik July 15, 2010

pump the pool

when you stick your dick in your sexual partner’s ear as you shit and cum on the front lawn for everyone to see.

i’m going to pump the pool with Sarah tonight! hell yeah!

by sparse May 22, 2019

pooling out

1. Freaking out but with way less energy, slowly descending into madness.

2. When it's really hot and you're melting.

Katia: What's wrong, man?
Sas: I'm pooling out

by karton a June 28, 2025

i’m at the pool

I love you, let’s get married

Person 1: What did he say??
Person 2: He said ‘I’m at the pool’
Person 1: OMG UR GETTING MARRIED

by iliketoeattoast September 27, 2020

Pooling

1. (Verb) Scrolling on a device so frequently and persistently that you seem almost like a zombie and a mushy pool of your brain may as well have formed around your head

2. (Noun) Someone who pools

1. Oh they're pooling so much today
1. I definitely pooled yesterday

2. I am such a pooler
2. She's definitely going to be a pooler

by AtlasKiwi June 3, 2025

fill the barbie pool

During sex when the man ejaculates into the woman's belly button.

Man, my girl is pissed at me again, last night I decided to fill the Barbie pool.

by Assface95 June 11, 2018

pool

pool#7805 has got to be one of the most sexiest members of the SSCU, shortly after joining the sitting simulator discord server he became really gay and had wanted to suck every male cock within 100 metres of him, he also has one of the biggest cocks in sex cult and among us pussy squirting + stroking + rubbing + fingering AT THE SAME TIME?? 360° Enabled 8K ASMR group chats

ur so pool

by pool#7805 November 24, 2022