American poo

The opposite of a Russian poo. If you want to take your sweet, sweet time on the toilet, maybe grab your favorite Spider Man comic book, a Funkadelic CD playing, and a nice bottle of Jack Daniels to take in with you while you enjoy the warm, cozy sensation of feces leaving your body.

Russian poos are good for saving time.
American poos are good for the soul.

by california689 August 4, 2011

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poo-be-gone

Noun - A bong rip of weed and tobacco taken before a bowel movement too loosen your bowels and ease fecal discharge. Normal bowel movements can take upwards of 55 minutes especially after a good night of drinking. The average poo-be-gone takes less than 45 seconds and will start shortly after exhalation, thus being in close proximity to a lavatory is recommended.

Bob: "Dam I have tried to shit like 6 times this morning, that bottle of jack fucked my bowels"
Janet: "You should take a poo-be-gone! The bong's in the bathroom already."

by I <3 Pooping May 6, 2014

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poo-imperative

The undeniable need to take a dump that happens after one has held it back for as long as one can. The state of mind when one's bowels decree that they must be evacuated immediately.

self -"I really don't want to use a gas station bathroom..."
ass -"poo-imperative!!"
self -"dag yo"

by AKAStavros November 6, 2009

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Prematch Poo

Prematch Poo, a poo which takes place just before an event, preferably sporting event.
The prematch poo has many advantages including

1) Not needing to piss or shit during the event.
2) Being that slight bit lighter.

This tactic was founded by Burnley FC manager - Shaun Dyche
But adopted by the Italians when winning the World Cup.

Friend #1: "You ran dead quick then mate"
Friend #2: "Ye, I went for my prematch poo la"
Friend #1: "alright'
Friend #3 "Shaun Dyche"

by Shaun Dyche May 23, 2019

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