Piss sorry

to be extremely sorry.

"You sorry?" - Victim
"Yeah dude, piss sorry." - Asshole
"You're still an ass." - Victim

by The Love Alchemist June 10, 2008

Mc pissed

General frustration at any part of macdonalds service, food, or even the way food falls onto your carpet or crotch while arranging it after going through drivethrough.

*after ordering 6 mcnuggets and getting 4*

I'M Mc PISSED!!!

*a mcflurry falls into your crotch after taking it from the person, with nowhere solid to place it while you slowly roll down the alley towards traffic*

THIS IS MCPISSING ME OFF!

by Ryan_T January 5, 2009

massive piss

when you take an absolutely humongous piss. just so huge and thorough. like totally giant and stuff.

just took a massive piss, dni

by Megacheese69420 April 22, 2023

Luxuary Piss

When you only need a piss but you just sit on the toilet anyway because its relaxing and nice.

Where you going? I'm going for a luxuary piss.

by ALLIWANTISBANGBANGBANG September 5, 2011

Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.

"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.

by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023

piss shnart

When you sneeze so hard you pee yourself and shit yourself.

(Pre-tense) piss shnart
(Present-tense) piss shnart
(Post -tense) piss shnarted

Person one: "achoo! Pfffffft! Oh no"
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "

by TheAtomicToaster July 6, 2017

Pissed on the monitor

A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.

Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!

by Krankëmz October 13, 2021