Real Person

A person that gives you money.

Na only person wey dey give us money be real person

by NeoVii August 25, 2020

virtual person

person who talk more on the internet (i.e. Facebook, twitter) than they do in reality

John: (in real life) did u see that car crash?
Lisa: (tweetes @john) who didn't see that car crash?
John: ur such a virtual person

by thefreespirit April 28, 2011

Animal personality

Animal personality is the human resemblance to a specific kind of Animal which can be easily visualized. Animal term can include fish, insects, reptiles and other non-human living things.

Hey, look at the Walrus hocking diabetic supplies.

Her animal personality looks like a cat, get her a bowl!

The lady coming out of that hair salon. Is her animal personality an Afgan hound?

by Charles R Jr. August 30, 2007

personal pillows

referring to a woman's breasts, usually those that are large in size that you want to lay your head against.

"Damn Jim, i want to fall asleep on those personal pillows!"

by tig bitties February 24, 2008

person zoning

when you dont want to be friends with someone, so you ignore them and person zone them

joe "hey wanna be friends?"
lisa "sorry, im person zoning you."

by do this all the time lol October 30, 2013

chode person

A person who is wider than he is tall. An American.

He is a chode person, as he is 6ft 5 wide and 5 ️ft 9 tall.

by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015

personally speaking

A redundant statement at the beginning of a sentence where the individual in question is stating that they are speaking for oneself as opposed to a group.

Personally speaking, that granola bar tasted pretty good.
Personally speaking, your favorite waifu is trash.

(Opposite: Speaking for the group, you are the most idiotic person in the department.)

by Blue Jay 95 August 15, 2019