A British "Pop" Band composed of
Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Zayn Malik. The only reason I actually know this is because I literally can't go through one week without hearing how "
hot" Harry is, or how Niall
will always be better that Zayn, from a fangirl that irritates the shit out of me. I'll admit, they actually have decent voices, which is more than I can say for the Jonas Brothers. Yeah, remember them? Anyway, they don't remotely deserve the success they have achieved. They get people with real talent,
like Tom Fletcher, to write their songs. And those are the ones that are more original than, ooh, I Love you
baby, you're so
beautiful, i see it, even if you don't. I think Skrillex's lyrics have more diversity than "What Makes You
Beautiful."OK, so moving on to their fans. "Directioners." Yep, We give nicknames to fans now. (I wonder what we would have called fans of Led Zeppelin back in the day, Hindenburgers?) Anyway, One Direction fans stick to their band like a cult. They can be the most vicious people I know. I would say about 95% of One Direction Fans like them for their looks. I'll admit, they are pretty good looking. But if you are making
money for your looks, then stick to modeling, and let 13 year-old girls drool over you then. You'd actually have some credibility for your work. So, you might be asking me, what about the other 5 percent? If they actually like them for their
music, then they just have bad taste.
FanGirl: OMG! Harry is just so
hot! He is so mine! I'm going to marry him and he's going to have my kids and we'
ll live happily ever after! *sigh*
FanGirl2: Uh, EXCUSE ME! Niall, is
like, so better, and
like, cuter than Harry! Harry is always,
like, the front man, and Niall never gets any,
like, credit for all that he does for One Direction.
Reasonable Person: You realize that neither of them are going to marry you, or go out with you, or have sex with you. They're most likely going to marry supermodels and then divorce them after 2 years, and then re-marry 3 more times until they just fall into disrepair and all the 10-14 year old girls in the world abandon them and drool over some other boy band. Now with that I
will take my leave. *walks away while blasting Stairway to Heaven*
