Nut-Burglar

A person who steals your cum after you masterbate and fall alseep.

joe: damn dude after I nutted while watching some henti. I noticed there wasent a stain on my sheets.

bob: dude I think the nut-burglar robbed you of your cum

by nutburguler April 05, 2017

Nut roulette

A single player game for a rainy day. One must nut between every commercial before the show resumes. Try to beat your own streaks.

Since I was snowed in on a Friday night I just played nut roulette all night long. 4 for 4 was my highest score.
Because there's nuttin else to do™
Single player game where you.. beat yourself™

by Freejodav January 26, 2019

tart nut

a dirty chocolate covered ball sack

that man has a tart nut

by snapped nbk June 16, 2017

french nut

When the male partner cums on a croissant and the other partner eats it

"Dude Ashley's a freak, she asked me to give her a French Nut."

by Aebm5 November 18, 2016

grandpa nuts

When your testicals sag unusually low for extended periods of time resulting in discomfort or pain.

Ex: I couldnt sleep last night cuz my grandpa nuts kept gettin tangled up in my boxers.

by Dnewmanson February 02, 2016

Dump A Nut

The successful act of depositing a massive load of semen.

She was so thick, that I dumped a nut in my trousers.

I pulled out just in time before I dumped a nut.

When I get home, I'm going to dump a nut real quick.

by BungusChungus May 03, 2018

Kog Nuts

A man with a massive penis and loves to wear racoon hats as a hobby, he is very beautiful and everybody wants to be him, he sells his parents car for cocaine money.

Oh man look at that Kog nuts I really need to see that racoon hat collection of his. I want to be exactly like him

by IDon'tLike October 07, 2016