Real Man

The functional definition of what constitutes a "Real Man" (parenthesis, capitals) has become claimed by the sissy subculture. The following requirements are widely considered

- blind desire to have anal sex with an effeminate looking, very eager partner.
- the ability to sustain an erection over at least two orgasms, while wearing a condom.
- an erect penis measuring over seven inches.
- the ability to have multiple orgasms,

- a distinctive refusal to bottom,

- a distinctive acknoweldgement as the sissy, queer, femboy in any way as a female in word and deed,

- a somewhat robust and healthy physique, measuring over 175cm, and not being obese.

Lauren got railed by a Real Man. She couldn't walk for days.

by Khannea March 26, 2022

npc or real

ur either a non-playable character who doesnt actually exist because you do weird shit or ur a real person

“are u a npc or real”
“look at dat guy shoving corn on the cob up his ass he’s definitely a npc”
“aggy is a npc rn hes a dlc character that comes out in 2023”

by jalenaguirre July 3, 2022

Real Vanilla

A person, place or thing found to be authentic without flaw or imitation.

Did you see the boots she was wearing? They were very nice, the real vanilla.

by mactwisted October 23, 2011

the real stranger

when you bend a girl over a window ceil (so her head is out of the window). you do the switcharoo with a friend then leave. go outside and wave to her so she she can see you thru the window

hey man watch this we gave her the real stranger. She thinks I'm fucking her and I'm gonna wave too her!

by c_poynter50 July 4, 2011

The real jamal

A very sexy black man with a big black 13 inch dick with waves and go to Woodlawn Middle School that all the girls want and have a cousin name tony

That sexy drop of chocolate who is that

Oh that the real Jamal

by Why the fuck you wanna know May 5, 2018

Real Nigology

The Religion of being a real nigga. An honest nigga. A strong minded nigga. A healthy nigga.

Him: “I vouched to never get high or drunk, it’s against my religion. Real Nigology.”

by Real Nigga Jakob May 30, 2022

unbelievably real

Too good to be true, yet it is, in fact, true.

The relationship between us, or this perfect match that has been made, is too good to be true, but it is definitely true, or unbelievably real.

by SurfsNaked September 13, 2016