egg nut

a common phrase when someone gets hurt or fails.

AW, EGG NUT, I JUST FELL

by oogyboogyfishman January 23, 2018

Eggs in the basket

When a guy puts his testicles in a girl's vagina.

Will talked Molly into doing eggs in the basket

by Dougie1156 August 28, 2016

Eggs in the basket

When you stick both your testicles in a woman's vagina.

"Last night when I was with that girl, I put my eggs in the basket."

by Square Brain Cunt April 27, 2020

Think Egg

To Think Egg you must
1: Think about Egg
2: Get a frontal lobe lobotomy
3: Now there is only egg...

I had hole drill in head me Think Egg now, me only Think Egg.

by Cheerio_Thief June 25, 2020

Fast as egg

Gaining a large amount of likes on your post on social network.
Inspired by egg post on instagram profile @world_record_egg.

Yooo that post is fast as egg.

by Yaboiy420 January 13, 2019

Slick Egg

A testicle that has been inserted into a wet vagina and then removed from said vagina, thus making it feel similar to a slick egg.

Dude 1: Bro, I slick egged my girlfriend last night!
Dude 2: Nice homie!

by Cheetahz December 24, 2016

Yelling at the Eggs

Pointless, futile, fruitless; An exercise in futility; exerting useless effort; a contemporary update of "pissing in the wind."

i.e, standing in front of a microwave oven, screaming "Hurry up!!"

Etymology: the October 2009 declaration of CDC Director Thomas Frieden, regarding the slow growth and rollout of H1N1 vaccines which are incubated in eggs: "Even if you yell at the vaccine strains, they don't grow faster."

The Board of Directors has already made up its mind. You can go in there if you want to present your side, but I'm telling you, you'll just be 'yelling at the eggs' if you do.

by Professor Al October 26, 2009