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OFFICER DAVID

A black guy that's a fake ass long headed mind boggling ass cop. (Or someone that snitches)
MAN YOU A OFFICER DAVID SHUT YOUR RAT ASS UP.
by XNXIETY January 31, 2025
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Office Headphone Syndrome

When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.
My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.
by Kentich January 4, 2024
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Office

For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things.
What would you do if you had an office?
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020
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Senior officer

Someone who, unless they're an imbecile, knows from experience where their taser is and where their gun is.
He wasn't shot by the new guy on his first day of police work, he was shot by a senior officer.
by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021
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The Office

"Lets for for the Office"
by Raveneye26 June 22, 2017
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