Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

Now that's how you drop a Deuce

Similar to a Mic Drop. The statement one says when doing something really well especially in competition.

damn! that' guys on fire! Now that's how you drop a deuce!

by Raina Rayne September 23, 2018

《¤》Mhm《¤》,《¤》Comma《¤》Stop《¤》It《¤》Now《¤》¡《¤》!《¤》¡《¤》mhM《¤》

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《¤》Mhm《¤》,《¤》Comma《¤》Stop《¤》It《¤》Now《¤》¡《¤》!《¤》¡《¤》mhM《¤》

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025

Madden[2013-now]

A football videogame series that will guarantee that you throw your controller like kizer did against the packers in '17

" I divorced my wife because of madden2013-now"

by pussy rape September 28, 2018

I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

MS NOW

The New Name For MSNBC

On August 18, 2025, it was announced that as part of the spinoff, MSNBC would rebrand as MS NOW (a backronym of "My Source for News, Opinion, and the World").

by SMPrice80 November 15, 2025

bob right now

Bob himself is indefinable on a spiritual level, meaning bob can never truly fully be comprehended by the human brain
but if you are bob right now the simplest apprehension possible is that you possess amazing qualities and supernatural powers, Bob has no capacity or limit to what he can do because he is bob.

you are bob right now

by joe mom 69 funny lol March 6, 2021