i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.

Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."

by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023

Now, bring me that horizon.

A quote said by Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. It essentially means you're ready to conquer any challenge that comes within your path, no matter what.
It's also the reason we have British metalcore band Bring Me the Horizon.

(a movie fan and a scene kid watching Pirates of the Caribbean)
Jack Sparrow: Now, bring me that horizon.
Scene kid: Sounds...awfully familiar.
Movie fan: *sigh* Oli Sykes?

by 7568ino November 1, 2023

Me-now, Me-now

What a hot horny pussycat hole says to a dick when foreplay is taking to long.

Sheena: Damn nigga how long you gone eat the pussy? I need that big cock. Me-now, Me-now

Daquan: Ahh this pussy taste good. Open them legs.
Sheena: *opens legs* pussycat sings: Me-now, Me-now

by Delphi0101 September 7, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

MS NOW

My Source for News, Opinion, and the World (MS NOW), formerly MSNBC, is an American cable news channel owned by Versant, a Comcast controlled company formed from the spinoff of NBCUniversal's cable networks.

MS NOW is one of the larger US news publishers on YouTube, with 6 million subscribers and "the highest number of views per subscriber" of any news account

by SMPrice80 November 15, 2025

Now yuo see

Now yuo see is a right wing saying, usually accompanied by a graph, showing pattern-recognition and also spreading right wing ideas and ideology

Person 1: Now yuo see
Person 2: I see, black people are in fact causing 55% of crimes but are only 13% of the population

by lietuvvaa May 7, 2025

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025