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your mom

✨your mom
by caffeinatedfiend July 18, 2023
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Your mother

Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.
Mary: What is the heaviest thing in the universe?
Jeremy: Your mother
by BallSweat69 May 8, 2022
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your gamerness

A parody of "Your Highness." Used in online chats typically from one gamer to another. Indicates a high respect and honor for the receiving end.
Wanna play CS:GO?”
Sure, your gamerness.”
by adbhv March 2, 2021
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your mom

by ilikedrawinglolhaha December 8, 2018
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Your Dad

A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.
Person: My dad took me camping.
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)
by Cocksucker96 February 1, 2023
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Your cappin

Something you tell your friends when they say "I got more bitches then you"
Me: I did my homework last night, Ms. Martinez
My Friend: Your cappin
Me: Nigga stfu
by Hood Lango 101 May 12, 2020
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Your Face

It is the best comeback ever, and can be used in response to anything. It will work on anyone, but some may be extremely offended, annoyed, or entertained. It should be either used with utmost caution or constantly. It is a very powerful weapon it could even start wars. (That's how Star Wars started) It also works better than "Your Mom!".
It can be used when overhearing someone.
Person 1: Man, that car was the stupidest thing I've ever seen
Person 2: Your Face is the stupidest thing I've ever seen!

Or when being insulted
Person 1: Your stupid.
Person 2: Your face is stupid!

Or use for a set up
Person 1: That's a dumb tree
Person 2: Your face is a dumb tree!
Person 1: That doesn't make sense.
Person 2: Your face doesn't make sense!

Or when you can't think of something to respond with
Person 1: What are you doin' today?
Person 2: Your face!
Person 1: That doesn't work!
Person 2: Your face doesn't work!
Person 3: Ohhh! Sick burn!
Person 1: Oh come on!
by Mr. Know It All (Seriously) February 22, 2019
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