Hungarian vending machine

When you take a frozen snickers bar and insert into a woman’s vagina, and then proceed to eat said snickers bar.
“Bro, we had a 4 way with these two Canadian flight attendants last night, they were wild.”

Oh nice dude! How was it?”

“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”

“Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
by DAL to MUC October 26, 2019
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Light Machine Gun

A heavy weapon capable of shooting a shitton of bullets. Often belt fed. Badass but slow. Good for waves of suppressing fire.
Light machine gun go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by Reniy May 21, 2021
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bonk's meme machine

A godly figure, who mows down motorcycles.
by Zacoochie August 14, 2019
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customer service machine

Somebody who supplies exceptionally high levels of customer service throughout the day
Bro have you seen him? He's like a customer service machine!
by Michael CSM September 08, 2020
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TOOWOOMBA TIME MACHINE

Toowoomba Time Machine
The practise of using Meth Amphetamine to absolutely excess in a sleepy little town called Toowoomba, thus removing upto 20 years from your life.
by Big Joely July 21, 2023
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Soft Serve Machine

a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.
"Sorry sir our soft serve machine is broke"
"Fuck"
by Wankeycheesefry June 18, 2017
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Angry slot machine

When a girl pulls down on a guys dick as hard as she can like pulling down a slot machine lever.
Michelle and Stephanie pulled down my dick!!! Angry slot machine!!!
by Eldiablo December 01, 2013
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