mexican fishhook

when u dig up yur butt and then stretch someone mouth with butty finger

my street ho was running her spicket so i had to givevdat bitch a mexican fishhook

by FromDaRidge February 13, 2015

mexican rerock

Chalky old school mexican meth that is recrystalized to glass and old school taste is still noticed

I bet you haven't had any mexican rerock in a long time ,Cruz over and try it

by Trip trep October 6, 2016

Mexican Grannydog

The act of squeezing turd nuggets on your biggest rivals grandmother. The first step to succeeding in this maneuver is to entice your opponents Grandmother to receive the sex. Once she is lubed, begin coitus. During the bang session you will lay down a mud monkey on her face, and then cover it with salsa. Once the meal has been prepared, the grandma will then eat the entree and rejoice.

Yeah, I gave that old bitch Suelita a Mexican Grannydog last night, then I had her deported to El Salvador.

by Swish Kimmel Bounce October 26, 2010

Mexican 69

Mexican 69 (verb)

When you take a girl out for a date at a Mexican restaurant and stuff her full of $2 burritos, then when you’re at her place 69’ing later that night, you surface from her nether regions with a brand new dark brown mustache!

Hey have you met the new girl in school Maria Lopez? I hear if you buy her some Del Taco she’ll Mexican 69 you, guaranteed.

by Smoochachos May 25, 2019

The Little Mexican

Hitting on your friends wives, girlfriends, etc.. In a non-threatening, back door way. Using your friendship as a gate way to grope, fondle, talk dirty too, using a DJ voice to bad mouth you to your girl to make himself look better even front of his fiance B. Also, but not limited to strangers, young girls, and feet.
Seduction includes stress ring that doubles as a wedding band.
A.K.A. The Turtle

The Little Mexican. Hanging with a group of friends and their wives. He will make every effort to hit on every one of the wives before the night is through, while taking every opportunity to make the husbands look bad. The classic I'm really a better friend than your husband.

by The V Pack June 17, 2009

Mexican Hotplate

When you take a hot pepper, rub it all over your lips... Then proceed to go down on your woman....

Pre-requisite of being 65 years old plus. When younger than that, it's called being an asshole and is only performed in secrecy without the woman's knowledge.

Old woman: "I just love it when you kiss me 'down there'. You're like an arist with your tongue."

Old Man: "pass me one o' them hot peppers"

There's a Mexican Hotplate

by Don M December 24, 2008

Mexican Firehose

you buy a chicken supreme burrito combo from taco bell and wrap it around your penis and set your girlfriend on fire and put it out with an extra large mountain dew while doing her in the ass

So I brought tracy home after a nice dinner from taco bell and I put her out with the mexican firehose

by smapdi100 July 22, 2008