meat and mousing

The act of simultaneously holding a mouse in one hand and your penis in the other, all of course while viewing internet porn.

Robert's mom caught him meat and mousing.

by AAIIEE September 28, 2008

Meathead-Stampeed

The drunken gladiatorial displays of testosterone and Beer driven Meatheads usualy coinciding with the time of night when landlords have had enough and hastely eject their anhebriated patrons out onto the street. It is at this point one can witness the Meathead-Stampeed in its full glory. Such activity is usually cut short by the interference of the old bill and the Meatwagon.

Drink up dude, lets get some street-Meat and go and watch the Meathead-Stampeed.

by Jezjezjez March 7, 2007

meaty digits

When you see a lady with her large hands hanging out of a window of a car, and she is waving them about the air.
It is also a large, stiff penis.

I'm going to punch you in the meaty digits!

by tcbtmhbanana August 27, 2007

Meatus Wangus

1) A pseudo-medical term for male reproductive organs

When I had my physical, the nurse had to grope my Meatus Wangus, but I didn't mind.

by sam ward June 15, 2007

mean bro leanin

Derogatory term first used in the late 1980's describing those male drivers who drove slouched down in the driver's seat, leaning over with one arm on the console or armrest, barely able to see over the dash, and appearing to be seated in the middle of the car when viewed from behind. Most often was applied to a member of the black race, and often the driver was wearing a ballcap with the bill facing any which way but forward.

Leroy jumped into his Nissan, assumed the position of mean bro leanin, and headed to the club to find some booty.

by Vinny Trace May 14, 2008

Mearf

The combination of meow and bark.

My mom likes to mearf at traffic.

by vince8877 October 22, 2008

Meat Sneak

A surprise surge of a penis into an unsuspecting individual, sometimes resulting in jail time.

Hey dude, I'll be right back I'm gonna go meat sneak that bitch over there...

"Hey MG, Do you know why Mike went to Jail?"

"Yeah, I heard he performed a Meat Sneak on some unsuspecting girl".

by meatman500 January 5, 2009