blurry mario

A very unattractive girl.

"Hey man I was super drunk last night and made out with a blurry Mario"
"Ew gross bro!"

by rentit69 August 9, 2018

mario

T ̨̛̖̓͛̇̓̅̎͗͂̊̃̿͋̐̾̕͝͠H ̢̨̢̨̛̭̻̣̥͓̫̤͎̒͋̎̈́̊̋͒̃̏̎̑̽̏̚̕A ̥̰̻̬̼̪̈́̔̿̓͒̉̆́̊͐̓͆͛͊̂͝N ̙̤̬̙̑̒́̽̾̂̎͆̉̾̈́͌͑͌̐̉̈́̇͑̽K̴̡͎͎͚͙̺̞̗̙̰̥͚̭̩̃̔͑̓͐̏̈̃̉́̅͑̽͒́̋̎͗̾̃̕͘͜͝ ̡͕̤͖͍̱̲̰̜̠̲̗̲̗̺̞̳̭̞̩̦̲̫̩̘͌͆̈́̇̈́̽̈́̅̉̀́̒̀͐̀̋̾͌͒͋̚͘͘̕̕Y ̢̧̛̰͓̩͔͎̻̰̞̗͓̤̦̲̰̗͆̓͛̀̀̅̃̏͠͠ͅO̴̻̘̘̝̫̻̖̤͉̣̻̹̜̩̳̥̞̓̈́̉͂̀̃̚͜͠Ư̶̤̮̂͋͊̑̏̎̿̇̒̂̂̃́̑͝͠ ̵̢̼̝̦̤̭̖̰̭̰̠̘̹͚̦̜͙̞̲̖̜̝̈́̐̐͆̏͊͐̏͊̃͂̐͗̏͑̀̀͌̾͋̕̕F ̧̡̛̛͖̮̜̬̱͍̱̹̺̩͓̠͎̪͓̜͓͈̞̱̩̘̇̋̀̐̀̃̑̓͋͒̋̾͒͊̒̐̈́̕ͅÕ̶̞͚̠͛̐͐͝Ṟ̴̢̧̛͓̬̟̗̯̮̲̪͕̱͆͊͑̄̆͋̄̈̈͑͋̔̈́̆̈̐̈́̿͊̓̌͜ ̵̝̼͚͎̥̭͓̞̩̘̺͙̮͉̿P ͈̲̰͖͇̯͇͉͕̓͛͐͐̾̚L̴̢͚̟̺̖̻̜̤̺̩͓͙̦͝͝A ͎̟͚̖̉̅̀̽̓͒̏͌̀͆́̈̀͒̈́͗̉́̓̐́͆̕͘Y̵̛̛̫͈̜̖̰̭̯͖̑̀̈́́̾͒͒̔̋̈́̊͐͗̒͐̈́I̴̛͈̫̘̼̜͖͕̰̙͍̯͍̙̜̜̗̅̊̽́̍̾̋̄̾̍͑̑̀̆͐̒͘̚͘̕̕͜͠ͅͅN̶̨̡̹̯̘̼͖̗̘̬̳̭͙̙͇̫̟̺͚̣̺̺̫͛̎̈́͑͜͠G̵̢͍͇͎̫̼̘̫͖̬̳̦̟̠̻̙̔͐̋̃͒̾̌̌̓͆̽͜͜͝͠ ̡̨̢͇̺͉̠̺̞̬͙̻͗́́͗͝M ̟̦̗̮̔̈̾̓̋̔̅͂̈́̒͝͝Y ̢̢̧̨̡̠͚͎̲̬̘̪̥̲͙̤̼͈͔̄ ̥̈́́̄͊̋̋́̈́Ǧ̵̨͎̹͍̱̿̈́͆͂̋́̂̈́̓̽̑͊̆̂́̀̑͐̚͘͘͝͝͠A ̨̧̝̯͉̽̽̎̾̈̓́̋̌̅͑M̵̧͈͔͍̭̩͚̮̱͓̖͚͚͎̰̘̮̮͎̋̂̔͑̄́̈̆̌̍͒̓̔͗̋̓̂̓̓͜͠Ẽ̶̤̲̫̝͔̒̽̿̎

mario wants to thank you and he says T ̨̛̖̓͛̇̓̅̎͗͂̊̃̿͋̐̾̕͝͠H ̢̨̢̨̛̭̻̣̥͓̫̤͎̒͋̎̈́̊̋͒̃̏̎̑̽̏̚̕A ̥̰̻̬̼̪̈́̔̿̓͒̉̆́̊͐̓͆͛͊̂͝N ̙̤̬̙̑̒́̽̾̂̎͆̉̾̈́͌͑͌̐̉̈́̇͑̽K̴̡͎͎͚͙̺̞̗̙̰̥͚̭̩̃̔͑̓͐̏̈̃̉́̅͑̽͒́̋̎͗̾̃̕͘͜͝ ̡͕̤͖͍̱̲̰̜̠̲̗̲̗̺̞̳̭̞̩̦̲̫̩̘͌͆̈́̇̈́̽̈́̅̉̀́̒̀͐̀̋̾͌͒͋̚͘͘̕̕Y ̢̧̛̰͓̩͔͎̻̰̞̗͓̤̦̲̰̗͆̓͛̀̀̅̃̏͠͠ͅO̴̻̘̘̝̫̻̖̤͉̣̻̹̜̩̳̥̞̓̈́̉͂̀̃̚͜͠Ư̶̤̮̂͋͊̑̏̎̿̇̒̂̂̃́̑͝͠ ̵̢̼̝̦̤̭̖̰̭̰̠̘̹͚̦̜͙̞̲̖̜̝̈́̐̐͆̏͊͐̏͊̃͂̐͗̏͑̀̀͌̾͋̕̕F ̧̡̛̛͖̮̜̬̱͍̱̹̺̩͓̠͎̪͓̜͓͈̞̱̩̘̇̋̀̐̀̃̑̓͋͒̋̾͒͊̒̐̈́̕ͅÕ̶̞͚̠͛̐͐͝Ṟ̴̢̧̛͓̬̟̗̯̮̲̪͕̱͆͊͑̄̆͋̄̈̈͑͋̔̈́̆̈̐̈́̿͊̓̌͜ ̵̝̼͚͎̥̭͓̞̩̘̺͙̮͉̿P ͈̲̰͖͇̯͇͉͕̓͛͐͐̾̚L̴̢͚̟̺̖̻̜̤̺̩͓͙̦͝͝A ͎̟͚̖̉̅̀̽̓͒̏͌̀͆́̈̀͒̈́͗̉́̓̐́͆̕͘Y̵̛̛̫͈̜̖̰̭̯͖̑̀̈́́̾͒͒̔̋̈́̊͐͗̒͐̈́I̴̛͈̫̘̼̜͖͕̰̙͍̯͍̙̜̜̗̅̊̽́̍̾̋̄̾̍͑̑̀̆͐̒͘̚͘̕̕͜͠ͅͅN̶̨̡̹̯̘̼͖̗̘̬̳̭͙̙͇̫̟̺͚̣̺̺̫͛̎̈́͑͜͠G̵̢͍͇͎̫̼̘̫͖̬̳̦̟̠̻̙̔͐̋̃͒̾̌̌̓͆̽͜͜͝͠ ̡̨̢͇̺͉̠̺̞̬͙̻͗́́͗͝M ̟̦̗̮̔̈̾̓̋̔̅͂̈́̒͝͝Y ̢̢̧̨̡̠͚͎̲̬̘̪̥̲͙̤̼͈͔̄ ̥̈́́̄͊̋̋́̈́Ǧ̵̨͎̹͍̱̿̈́͆͂̋́̂̈́̓̽̑͊̆̂́̀̑͐̚͘͘͝͝͠A ̨̧̝̯͉̽̽̎̾̈̓́̋̌̅͑M̵̧͈͔͍̭̩͚̮̱͓̖͚͚͎̰̘̮̮͎̋̂̔͑̄́̈̆̌̍͒̓̔͗̋̓̂̓̓͜͠Ẽ̶̤̲̫̝͔̒̽̿̎

by greenscreen fox the bi one December 15, 2021

mario

he needs his shrooms

mario needs his shrooms -_-

by aquarius_is_babtqftim July 2, 2022

mario

this the most nonchalant, clean , antisocial, moody, chill, keeps errthang lowkie, 'nd neva gives a fvck bout nun...typa nigga. He's most definitely a Fine ass, that every female would wanna have no cap. He might not be that perfect but cool to vibe with ngl. He loves music...yvn4lyfe

bruh...Mario the coolest YVN member frfr!!
true...but tbh every YVN member lit

by most hated thug November 23, 2021

Mario

Pretty much any Italian person.

Guy 1: "Look at that Italian guy!"
Guy 2: "OMG is that Mario?!"

by stacyyyOwO October 30, 2023

Racist Mario

One of the most absurd parody videos of all time. The video depicts a Mario Kart race featuring several non-nintendo characters. Mario slowly but surely kills every one of them, even killing Yoshi and Toad in the process, and Ash Ketchum captures Sonic. Ultimately he dies to Kratos, who wins the race by default, taking Peach and Daisy as his trophies.
Characters who appear in the video include
Knuckles: Died (blown up by mario)
Anakin: Died (Fireballed)
Yoshi: Died (Crashes his kart after getting an item box in his eyes.)
Donkey Kong: Survives (Mario shoved a banana up his ass)
Sackboy: Died (Hit by Mario's bullet bill.)
Sonic: Captured (Choked by Mario before getting sent down the track by a boost panel, proceeds to get captured by Ash Ketchum.)
Ash Ketchum: Did not participate in the race (Captured sonic)
Luigi: Died (Mario almost killed him with a fireball, but kratos killed luigi instead.)
Crash Bandicoot: Already dead (Decapitated head shown by mario, thrown at kratos.)
Toad: Died (Mario used his head as a powerup)
Mario: Died (Defeated by Kratos at the end)
Peach: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Daisy: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)

Person 1: "Wait wait wait. You mean to tell me Kratos killed Mario once?"
Person 2: "It's in the Racist Mario video. A bunch of crazy shit happens, it's great!"

by Bossboy28 July 13, 2025

Mario Kabanoss

sausag

Mario Kabanoss sausagges

by Golja November 24, 2022