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Lockdown 

A flowery term for “home jail”—when people are only allowed to go out to buy food or to obtain “essential services,” such as buying guns, getting tattooed, and dog grooming, in the fastest possible time, while interacting with the least number of people to avoid infecting them with the virus.
A lockdown comes in different shapes and sizes, which is based on the country’s infection rate and death toll (and whether its head of state, governor, or mayor is running for a reelection before year end).
Lockdown by Fasters April 29, 2020
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The act of interrupting a conversation and interjecting comments that have nothing to do with the conversation.
Bob and I were planning our weekend trip when we got lockmaned by Rob who started talking about his deer camp.
Lockmaned by SURVYR September 7, 2010
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locker hotdog 

A hotdog either made or sold from a school locker.
My dude, I just bought a locker hotdog

Lockstep 

A painful minigame from Rhythm Heaven ds
Aww man,Lockstepis hell!

sausage locker 

A name for a overly used Vagina, typically one that is used by 2 or 3 different men in a day.
Lindsey is such a whore, her cunt is a fucking sausage locker !
sausage locker by Snowmann September 26, 2007

A Lockwood 

When you are carrying more than one sexually transmitted disease at the same time
I caught a dose of a Lockwood the other day
A Lockwood by timmy112 April 27, 2009

food lockdown 

someone that puts you on a drastic food altering diet, and reminds you constantly to be aware of what you're eating because there is an upcoming event such as a party, or your wedding day.
anna-lets go get ice cream tonight!

sara- I can't, my mom has me on food lockdown because I have to fit in my wedding dress in a few weeks.
food lockdown by minipie17 October 19, 2010