Five Knuckle Shuffle

Another word for the popular slang word 'wank'.
Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.

"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"

by DanielleInIpswich May 16, 2006

five knuckle chuckle

act of masturbation

Tonight I'm gonna have a five knuckle chuckle.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

Shit knuckle brown

when you wipe your ass and miss hitting your knuckles instead....you get shit knuckle brown

that color is shit knuckle brown!

by Tigerlily73_99 July 31, 2009

suckle my knuckle

To suck some balls.

Get in the car and put on your buckle, so you can hurry up and suckle my knuckle

by vicktorfrederiksen May 07, 2011

moose knuckle

bulge found in girls pants

a moose knuckle is stickin out of that girls pants

by steve/matt August 22, 2006

five-knuckle-shuffle

The five-knuckle-shuffle is another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and says hello to his little friend.

Is it a sin to do the five-knuckle-shuffle in church?

by T. J. May 23, 2003

the five knuckle shuffle

yo serious, does anyone realize one of john cena's moves really means he's getting off on some guys head

the five knuckle shuffle is gay.. like john cena

by Shit-face June 30, 2008