January 3rd

Don't kiss your Gf/Bf day

Oh no we can't kiss today, it's January 3rd

by Brandythecat January 3, 2023

January 8

National send a dick pic to yo homies day

Jason: yo can I see yo dick
Mark: ya its January 8th

by papi_smurfette January 8, 2023

January 21st

people born on January 21st got BIG DIC ENERGY.

Dam bae i know you was born on january 21st.

by blevcxedYUSef April 19, 2023

12th January

Only queens/kings are born in this day!❤️Stay toxic😍

A:hbd king

B:why hbd king and not hbd david

A:Urban dictionary said only kings and queens are born on 12th January!
B:Ahhha..LMAOOOO!👍🏻

by anonymous November 21, 2021

January 10th

This is the day of the furious bravehearted blue eyed gnomes.

Karen: Hey
Marie: Hey
Karen: Are you a furious bravehearted blue eyed gnome?
Marie: Yo bet I am.

January 10th

by MustacheMustacho October 22, 2019

January 1st

On New Years 12:00am stand on your car and scream “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!”

Hey it’s 1 more minute till 12:00amJanuary 1st! Guess what that means........*climbs truck**...... “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!”

by hersheys October 30, 2019

January 5th

This day is for people who get dodged on there birthday.

Guy: we hanging for my birthday

Girl: It’s January 5th right

Guy: ya

Girl: Nah

by Blake Dunn October 30, 2019