man chad is such a clit bandit, he flipped my girls nips then dipped
Terry the clit bandit really ruined a lot of relationships during IUPatties
Terry the clit bandit really ruined a lot of relationships during IUPatties
by stephanohl October 10, 2019
Get the clit banditmug. A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.
The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.
Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.
The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.
Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.
The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!
Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!
Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.
Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!
Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.
Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
by CalifornianJunk November 29, 2022
Get the Clit Comfortermug. A male, usually a nerd, who submits words related to female genitalia such as clit, vagina and the like to urban dictionary, using pseudonym.
by Scimitar May 1, 2022
Get the clit-centricmug. 
A verbal expression of amazement or disbelief in something that was seen or heard. Derived from Holy Shit.
by Ohhhohhh November 24, 2020
Get the Ohh Clitmug. it can be used for a lot of things; most used when talking about someone you don't like or if your friend is acting like a bitch you might call them a clit as a joke. clit is more serious though; don't call someone this unless it's your good friend or if they deserve it.
similar to asshole or cunt
similar to asshole or cunt
She was being such a clit today ! she totally ignored me when i said hi
Jennifer stole my boyfriend. what a clit !
Jennifer stole my boyfriend. what a clit !
by kathw0rm May 13, 2019
Get the clitmug. He put tried to arouse her , with his fingers but was a clit digger , who had no idea ! And just dug around like he was trying to make another hole ,
by Debyumyum March 31, 2020
Get the clit diggermug.