Irish I’m Coming

When somebody says that they are coming to your event(for sure) and doesn’t show up.
Jeff gave us the oldIrish I’m coming” and decided not to show up! What a dick!!
by Lumpymfd July 25, 2020
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Da Fightin Irish

Da Fightin Irish is a sexual act when someone gives fellatio with one hand on the shaft, and the other going under between the legs and fisting the mans anus, which ends up looking like the Fighting Irish college mascot.
Oh man, I came home early the other day and walked in on my flatmate Ed giving Mike Da Fightin Irish! I haven't been back yet!
by St_patrick-Sledgehammer7569 January 03, 2019
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Irish Christmas Tree

A bush where someone has hung a bag of dog shit, like some disgusting decoration on a Christmas Tree.
You should probably walk on the other side of the street. Theres an Irish Christmas Tree up ahead.
by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021
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black Irish tea

Dark colored tea, most Irish people have had it before. Has quite a bit of caffeine.
Girl: My favorite drink is black Irish tea.
by thatgirlwhostares April 21, 2020
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Great Irish Challenge

Similar to the Great American Challenge

Stage One:

Irish Car Bombs

Stage Two:

Finish your Guinness

(With fries)

Stage Three:

Hustle around the block, each swaddling a beer, and whoever comes last has to do a jig, everyone opens the can above their head

(Mashed potatoes)

Stage Four:

Eat bowl of lucky charms with Irish cream
(One big bowl with many spoons)

(Baked potatoes)

Stage Five:

Pass around 4 40s and the bjong to remember what was lost
Say a limerick before you get bjong access (pen and paper on the porch)

Final Stage:

Find pre-hidden item (shamrock or smething) ((make Matt hide it))

(End with latkes)
bob: bro we did the great irish challenge last night!
gus: wow! im allergic to potatoes!
by Fionn69 July 04, 2022
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Irish Road Hog

When you gran the balls and proceed to give them an Indian burn,slow, but painful.
My girlfriend so freaky yesterday she gave me the Irish Road Hog
by Dbsb3272Globeabb August 25, 2021
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Irish hat trick

Act of balancing a hard hat on your shaft with no hands after looking at a transsexuals instagram photo(will be perceived as balancing on the brim of the hard hat)
Damn that picture had me doing an Irish hat trick in front of my coworkers.
by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023
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