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International heart day

Aka Valentines day.

1. The one day of the year where you must do something special for your significant other.

2. A special day where festivities involving hugs, kisses, chocolate, and flowers are involved.

3. The time when a little baby in diapers shoots you in the ass with a heart tipped arrow. You are then expected to be overflowing with love, not pain.
It's international heart day today! WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE?
by InjuredBuscuit March 2, 2011
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international spagulareate

a level three qualification for idiots that couldn't even do a t-level
"oh I did the international baccalaureate, what about you?"
"I did the international spagulareate... it was pretty chill tho."
by ilovespagsomuch November 8, 2023
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March 18. At that day you are allowed to throw as many rocks as you can at femboys and they CANT fight back or complain
"Oh boy, i cant wait for march 18! International Throw rocks at femboys day is my favorite holiday!"
by Tharlo21 December 27, 2023
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International Steez Day

The worldwide holiday Celebrated on November 22nd for ingesting milk so spoiled you have to chew it like room temperature tofu
Grab your pints and bottoms up because its international steez day, drink up you fucking dreadhead slut
by IssaMysteryy November 22, 2021
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nervous intern

When you wipe someone’s ass and jerk them off at the same time
When your new coworker is so incompetent, the only thing their good for is jerking someone off and wiping their asses.

“Come on bro really? Do I need to give you a nervous intern?”
“I heard Stacy gave the boss a nervous intern for a raise”
by fearjerr March 8, 2024
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10th November, a day where you can throw your friends into the Hunger Games
Ruby: when Cartier killed my tribute in the fanfiction story, I threw him into the Hunger Games because it was International Teleport People Into the Hunger Games Day.
by Lolxdaveryxdxd October 24, 2020
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International baby cow day

A day where baby cows are to be celebrated on December 3rd
International Baby Cow Day is a day where you slaughter a whole bunch of baby cows...I think?
by goshdarndiggitydammit April 10, 2024
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