ed sheeran

girl you know i want your love

i want ed sheeran to rail me with a fork

by suckmevageena February 4, 2022

ED

A FUCKING SEX MACHINE

me: ED
Everyone else: halleluiah

halleluiah halleluiah
halleluiah
halleeeeluuuuiah

by nishi nishi noo noo May 4, 2023

Mister Ed

A dude (or dudette), while going down on a chick blows, making the sound of a horse braying, resulting in a queef.

"Dude, I gave Ellen a Mister Ed and she made me sleep on the couch for a week!"

by Kean Bean February 22, 2010

Ed Sheeran

the basic form of a ginger male.

"My new boyfriend's a ginger." "So you're fucking that gremlin Ed Sheeran?"

by davidbowiestoaster May 23, 2021

Ed Sheeran

ginger GENIUS with a guitar, this UK singer-songwriter melts hearts with his smooth VOICE and relatable LYRICS. From "Shape of You" to "Thinking Out Loud," he's the go-to guy for acoustic LOVE vibes

Person 1: "I need a song for our wedding, something ROMANTIC."

Person 2: "Just put on some Ed Sheeran, you can't go WRONG.

by yeeee984759745 August 18, 2023

TITANIC-ed

When you get iced on an empty stomach with a 64 ounce Smirnoff Original and the only thing in your stomach is floating ice.

Steve- I threw up all morning! I didn’t eat breakfast, then got iced. I was full blow TITANIC-ed .

by The Cape May Creepers May 3, 2018

bleich(ed)

a very super EXTRA, super pathetic, cowardly individual that will freak out because the wind is blowing too hard

She tried her best to control the volatile situtation, but bleich(ed) out in the process...

by callsitlikesapro January 16, 2020