Tortilla Pants

A slang substitute that can stand for anything, anywhere, at any time.

Man! Look at that tortilla pants over there!
I wasn't sure what they were doing, but I think it had to do with those tortilla pants.
I wouldn't go near her unless she had some tortilla pants on!
That was a hell of a night, there were so many tortilla pants I can even remember!

by Tortilla Pants April 30, 2008

vagina pants

When the fold in the pants near the crotch form a vagina like crease.

Look...Mikey has his vagina pants on again. and boy does his ass look hungry

by BBMIKE December 29, 2008

Banana Pants

A male who is graced with the unusual gift of a curved erection. Dreamed of by many, accomplished by few.

Some chuckle when others tell them that Clint has a curve-cock. Me?...I just say hes got a case of the banana pants.

by Stevie Y January 8, 2005

pants party

An event that brings together a collection of exceptional, sextastic individuals dedicated to make one night...one of the most awkward and amazing nights in the history of mankind and THE UNIVERSE!

The Pants Party (especially 2 and 4) were quite possibly the best ever.

by Chazz Rockwell December 12, 2006

antsy pants

someone who is overly excited and/or inquisitive.

Rob is an antsy pants when it comes to texting about youth group.

by eljefe3 May 27, 2014

Pants Pterodactyls

This is just another work for chlamydia.

Don't worry man, pants pterodactyls are cureable.

by ReveriePrincess September 23, 2010

You're such a pants

Slang phrase meaning endearment and affection.

You ordered my favorite takeout and got my favorite movie! You're such a pants!!!!

by boston3party July 23, 2009