I am in unbearable amounts of pain.

somebody who is completely fine and is not in any pain at all

person: AAAA I am in unbearable amounts of pain.
person 2: okie :3

by fatalsilliness March 19, 2024

Am I in?

Used when someone is curious if they’re *in*. (close to being in a relationship)

Am I in? When someone is curious whether they’re successfully getting past the talking stage

P1: I’ve been talking to Elizabeth she’s perfect, you think i’m in?!!?

P2: what does that mean?!!

P1: When someone is curious whether they’re successfully getting past the talking stage

P2: she definitely likes you, you’re IN!

P1: I’m so glad she likes me back, LFG!

by raccoon35834 February 15, 2023

I AM A CELEBRITY EMPLOYEE

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Person 0: I AM A CELEBRITY EMPLOYEE

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

.9.I Am Horny, Shy, Trouble Paying Attention Whilst Garnering Anxiety.9.

.9.I Am Horny, Shy, Trouble Paying Attention Whilst Garnering Anxiety.9.

.9.I Am Horny, Shy, Trouble Paying Attention Whilst Garnering Anxiety.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 26, 2025

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

am i cooked

Wanting to know if the situation you are in means that it's over and you're done

i went band 4 band with my doordash driver infront of the hoes and lost, am i cooked?

my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?

by JiffPeanutButter February 11, 2024

A Luke I am Your Father

This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.

My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.

by Jackoohoh June 29, 2016