hockey-goal shower

A quick shower in which one only washes the armpits, the feet, and the privates. Derived from the five places to shoot the puck past the hockey goalie- the four corners and between the goalie's legs.

I didn't have much time after working out to get cleaned up before going to class, so I just took a hockey-goal shower (or, I hockey-goaled it).

by Troyus Maximus October 17, 2008

Facebook Hockey

A phrase based on a non-existant social media game hosted on Facebook. It is used to garner another coworkers uderstanding of the phrase bukkake.

Coworker #1: "Hey xxxxx. What's up?"
Coworker #2: "Playin Facebook Hockey."
Coworker #1: "What's Facebook Hockey?"
Coworker #2: "Say it a couple times."
Coworker #3: "Facebook hockey, facebook hockey, face......oh man...."

by Lesotho October 24, 2009

Brooklyn Hooker

A tranny hot dog cart vendor that prefers to use their hot dog water as lube for sexual encounters. Will charge extra for DP with a Polish Sausage.

I was so wasted last night coming out of the club, I hit up a Brooklyn Hooker for a hot dog water hand job, the mustard and relish were free.

by TXRoquette July 7, 2014

dirty smell pirate hooker

Famous quote used by Papa Burgundy in the legendary film Anchorman
probably one of the best insults of all time, next to "You have bad hair".

you dirty smell pirate hooker, why dont you go back to your home on whore island????

by e to the izzo December 12, 2007

hockey

Only the best sport in the history of Earth. It is especially enjoyed by Canadians. Americans think they can play it, but they can't and never will. Canada RULES THE HOCKEY WORLD. Watch Hockey Day In Canada.

Canada winning Gold in the 2002 Olympics in both Mens and Womens hockey.

by mizzhockeystar January 2, 2006

hockeybox

slang country expression for someones rectum

That dude is queer for sure. He takes it up the hockeybox

by bryced April 28, 2006

hooker pride

A trait found in a girl, that doesn't want to admit that she is a slut.

The attitude that a girl has when she is trying to justify being a whore. Playing hard-to-get.

Dude, as soon as that chick let go of her hooker pride she fucked like a porn star.

by Kornuts July 14, 2007