hello world

The simplest computer program one could write.
Only prints to the screen "Hello World", but makes newbies feel like kings of the world.

A:"Dude, I just created a hello world program in BrainFuck all by myself!"
B (sarcastic):"Oh, wow. You must feel like the king of the world."
A:"You have no idea. Check y=the code out!"
B:"fine"

//le code
++++++++++
>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-
>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.
+++.------.--------.>+.>.

B:"What the fuck am I looking at?"
B then went on to start worshiping Urban Müller

by Just_A_Guy_On_The_Internet March 2, 2017

Hello darkness

When a male likes a female, but finds out she is already taken. It is not uncommon to hear "the sound of silence" being sang in acapela at this exact moment.

Guy: Whoa... You're from São Paulo as well?
Girl: Yea, that's also where I met my boyfriend.
Friend singing on the background: "Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk to you again..."

by Bite za dust March 29, 2017

hello

a way to greet someone instead of just looking at the person you can just say hello

girl walks in Kiki:Hello! girl smiles

by Self conscious freak April 11, 2017

hello there stranger

Just a group chat with 3 asshole sisters in it

Hello there stranger

by Katiiebugg August 13, 2017

hello there

Most commonly used by people who know they have the high ground, thus smugly leave their hiding place to confront an entire army and get the attention of their archnemesis

Kenobi : *listening to General Grievous, jumps from the ceiling
Kenobi: "Hello there."
Grievous: "General Kenobi"

by Stabbykitten August 24, 2017

Hellohomora

a dumb thing some brazilian used for expressing "hello"

A: Hellohomora
B: Are you retarded?

by Dionas October 1, 2017

Hello There

When a Fu*king A$$hole comes behind you and your army without you realizing. And decides to drag your attention by saying "Hello There". After you see him you automatically will say by instinct "General Kenobi"

General Kenobi: *jumps* "Hello There"
General Grievous:*turns back* "General Kenobi"

by AssholicHuman October 8, 2017