i could give a fuck

Sarcastic way of saying "i couldn't give a fuck" that actually means "i don't care" or "i couldn't care less"

Freind: "OMG, did you hear what Taylor said about Kanye?"
Me : " Yeah, i could give a fuck"

by Achour7x September 7, 2016

give me some knuckles

a phrase that you say when you say hello or godbye to your pal,you and your friend punch your fists together.

I should be going bro,give me some knuckles.see you around.

by babak April 24, 2013

i dont give a dead mans last fuck

When you've reached the point of no return in terms of giving a dead mans last fuck. You simply do not care. There is not enough nihilism in the fucking world to describe the immensity of the fuck that you do not give.

>If you don't stay for overtime, I'll write you up!

<I dont give a dead mans last fuck

by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011

I don't give a shit

I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter

"I don't give a shit for shit and other shit"

by Skybolt453 August 22, 2014

give birth to a nigger

To give birth to a nigger is an euphemism for taking a shit. Not sure where it comes from but out of all the euphemisms, it is perhaps the one that is the most true to the original statement.

Holy crap, I need to give birth to a nigger, I'll be right back!

by Lee Ji Hoon August 3, 2007

givesy

Shortened from 'I Don't Give a Shit.'Only used in a negative turn of phrase.
(a)An expression of apathy and disapproval at something others may regard as above average/Good.
(b)To indicate that you do not care for something.

(a)Jocasta: Are you heading to Ministry tonight? Looks wicked.
Penelope: Givesy over Ministry. Meh.

(b)Rupert: Oh Folly! Tarquin's broken his leg!
Cuthbert: Givesy Rupert.I'm going for Pimms'...

by Katherine Heathcliffe October 10, 2005

National give a girl your hoodie day

October 7th is the national holiday of giving a girl you like your hoodie

boy: tomorrow is national give a girl your hoodie day, should i give it to jordan?
boy2: yeah man
*the next day*

boy: do you want my hoodie?

girl: omg omg omg yes of course

by sincerely, your mom October 5, 2019