She would refuse to wear a mask, spit in the face of the cashier, open the ice cream carton and lick the contents before putting it back, urinate in all the lemonade bottles, carry her gun where'n'when-the-hell she chose, drive 200 miles an hour through the red lights while schoolkids were crossing, and use the salt shaker on your table for target practice, because this is a free country.
by Monkey's Dad May 25, 2020
Get the a free countrymug. by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008
Get the free squeeziemug. Clothes that are left at your house by friends or anybody for that matter. Once the clothes inhabit your house for 24 hours without any requests from the owner, they are yours. No matter how much they bitch after that point, you have no obligations.
Guy 1: "Dude, your party was awesome. Did you ever find a Maverick's shirt? I think I left it upstairs."
Guy 2: "Man, my party was two days ago."
Guy 1: "So, I still want my shirt back."
Guy 2: "Sorry brosky, your shirt is free laundry, and I like it a lot. Makes me look jacked."
Guy 1: "Bitch, give it back!"
Guy 2: "Sorry."
Guy 2: "Man, my party was two days ago."
Guy 1: "So, I still want my shirt back."
Guy 2: "Sorry brosky, your shirt is free laundry, and I like it a lot. Makes me look jacked."
Guy 1: "Bitch, give it back!"
Guy 2: "Sorry."
by Jako Kot September 30, 2008
Get the free laundrymug. 
A girl is so hot, that you would gladly lick her ass or pussy clean after she uses the bathroom. No use of toilet paper.
All guys: Damn she is gorgeous
Guy #1: Oh dude, she doesn't need toilet paper I would lick her clean even when she is done going to the bathroom!
Guy #2: Right? Fuck yeah I would too. She is definitely Paper-Free.
Guy #1: Oh dude, she doesn't need toilet paper I would lick her clean even when she is done going to the bathroom!
Guy #2: Right? Fuck yeah I would too. She is definitely Paper-Free.
by SilverM14 December 9, 2012
Get the Paper-Freemug. A term used to describe a beverage not worth consuming. This term is usually used to refer to cocktails made without alcohol, but it can be used to describe any drink that does not contain alcohol. Unless you are underage or driving, there is zero reason anyone would consume an alcohol-free beverage.
Tim: I'll have an alcohol-free margarita
Steve: Why? Are you the designated driver?
Tim: No, I just don't like drinking
Steve: This is a bar, and we serve alcohol. Please leave and be sober elsewhere.
Steve: Why? Are you the designated driver?
Tim: No, I just don't like drinking
Steve: This is a bar, and we serve alcohol. Please leave and be sober elsewhere.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 6, 2022
Get the alcohol-freemug. When a female does not wear underwear over her lady bits; the female equivalent to the male term for free-balling; when a girl goes commando.
by Bamalams May 21, 2010
Get the free-boxingmug.