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a game that my country calls "soccar" and calls handegg "football" to add confusion
Me: wanna play football?
stupid americain: *grabs brown egg*
Me: what the fuck bro, I said we are playing football not handegg
by уour mum April 2, 2025
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Football Creationist

Noun: Person who believes that Football in England was created in 1992 when their God (Alex Ferguson) invented the sport exactly as it was described in their holy book (Football for dummies) and did not exist before. Will often voice such opinions vehemently and refute any proof to the contrary.
Don't talk to that melt, he thinks football started in 1992, those football creationists are mental in the head.
by Dontbebitter April 29, 2025
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Ro-Football

Ro football is Roblox Football simple, plain.
"Want to Play some Ro-Football?
by liampricei December 6, 2022
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The goat in football and basketball

The goat in basketball and football are märt and aleks from the hood of Tapa
Hwo is the goat in football and basketball?
Answer: Aleks and Märt are.
by Mlgmlgmlg December 13, 2022
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