Family Soup Drinker

Someone who thinks they are god but in fact just drink the soup.

"Nice advice. I've yet to see a decent shot other then mine. Just attitude from folks that don't have a clue." = Makes Jeff a family soup drinker.

by Jeffof the photo world June 17, 2009

Pwned by Family Values

A point of time where you are busy or want to hang out with friends but your parents say no because you're family wants to fucking spend time with you or they make you do chores or something gay like that.

1. Dude, you want to go hang out today?

can't,im getting pwned by family values.

you're such a faggot. you're always getting pwned family values, douchebag.

fuck you!

2. Dude, for the 4 day weekend coming up, i can't hang out cuz im getting pwned by family values. they want to "spend time with me"

haha, you stupid bitch

by Carne Estrada February 12, 2009

family recursion

Inbreeding, incest, or other means of procreation within ones own family.

Jeff from Arkansas has some serious cases of family recursion going on.

You slept with your cousin? Ew, no family recursion!

by Cranberrytuna October 21, 2007

watching family guy

getting your dick sucked

I was watching family guy in my basement with my girl friend.

by Austin Rys March 23, 2004

family sucker

when he chooses to go and spend the day with his girlfriends family rather than go on the lash with the lads!!!

"i have to go and meet her family, i cant get wasted with my friends coz im so under the thumb and a family sucker"

by Ryan Packer July 4, 2007

Family Guy

A show that is hella awesome. This show is da funniest thing I have ever seen. The main character is a 40- year old guy named Peter Griffin. He is stupid and funny

Family Guy is fucking awesome!!

by Tedjackson9087 February 10, 2018

the Family Guy Position

if your date is ugly and you don't wanna see her naked and get her pregnant, you fuck her in the ear
(from a Family Guy episode about chastity)

I hate the Family Guy Position, I'd rather do it doggie style.

by LLLZ March 4, 2008