Andrew Edward Tink

A mid 30s super sexy hunk who has a 7inch penis and is loved by everyone.

"Hey Rachel Green, you coming over tonight? My parents are out on a date ...."
"Oh def, Marcus, as long as you show me how much of an Andrew Edward Tink you can be tonight!"

by What is a pseudonym!!!? October 3, 2017

Edward

Very hot and shmecksy but not as smooth as Benjamin. Likes to wear roadman coats, and is usually a hard rugby lad.

Oi you know that sexy kid over there who is smooth but not as smooth As Benjamin, I bet his name is Edward.

by Not Edward February 19, 2018

Edward 40 hands

A song by the best band of all time, mom jeans

Person 1: what's ur favorite mom jeans song?
Person 2: Edward 40 hands

by Yousuckloser June 4, 2021

Edward

Edward most likely can fuck your bitch

Edward that one sneaky mf

Keep an eye out for niggas named Edward

by ImJusSaying November 22, 2021

Edwards

A twilight loving, Cars ( the movie hater), won’t watch OBX even if you’ll rewatch it with her, British boy loving, bitty.

Man that Edwards needs to respect Cars (the movie lolz).

by bittyboo April 14, 2021

Edwards-Causer

If you have this for a last name, you a very poggers and a credit to society, People often tease this person for there interests and frame them but do they care? No.

Wow! Here comes *A Name* Edwards-Causer. they look very poggers today

by Matthew EC November 25, 2021

Edward

Edward is a guy with a huge Dick and great athlete. He is sweet and unselfish to everyone. But if youre mean to him hill kill you. He also loves Basketball.

Have u tried an edward

by Topshaggergoerge June 30, 2018