JD Edwards

The ultimate CMMS. A system tied to the stellar Oracle platform that helps to improve equipment reliability and plant productivity. A no brainer when it comes to the asset management software industry.

JD Edwards works ok but I wish a company would make a solution for it.

by MadSwami November 19, 2018

lauren edwards

A girl that can't see straight and if you call her by name, she'll think you said "SNAKE" and run in the opposite direction for miles and miles until you have to get in you car and find her huddled up in a corner. She usually has brown hair and not very many friends. She goes to church once in a while and holds deep dark secrets she only tells her best friend.

Dude! Did you see that girl over there who started running forever? She must be a lauren Edwards! Let's go chase her down!

by Trees45 June 05, 2017

salty edward

A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps

Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle

by Shrivelled dingus August 22, 2019

Edward Scissor Pinky

Bros with long pinky nails with the specific purpose for nose picking.

Tom said, “Ouch Andy! You just scratched me with them pinky nails. Get them cut bro!”

Andy said, “I can’t. I need them to pick my nose.”

Tom said, “What? That’s some Edward Scissor Pinky shit!”

by Annoy the Pinoy Boy October 10, 2023

Clare Edwards

A character from a Canadian TV show called Degrassi, she is the younger sister of Darcy Edwards but found her true self once she attended Degrassi. She made friends with Alli Bhandari, Connor DeLauier and KC Guthrie (whom became her first boyfriend). After she got into grade 10 she got a new hair cut and ditched her glasses and met Eli Goldsworthy who would be her boyfriend.

Girl 1: Omg I love Clare from Degrassi

Girl 2: "Clare Edwards really does have pretty eyes"

Girl 3: "I can relate to her so much"

Girl 4: "I want to protect her so I'll totes fight anyone who does her wrong"

by ILoveClareEdwards November 22, 2020

edward breath

very stinky bad breath often smells like broccoli or some bad stench

does my breath smell?
yes you got edward breath it stinks

by edwardbumsex August 08, 2023

Edward Norton

Edward Norton is a term used to define a black male that works as an IT guy at Walmart.

Person 1: Bruh that guy is definitely Edward Norton.
Person 2: Yeah he's got them glasses and looks like a total nerd.

by Geographicator October 13, 2022