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have another drink

A sarcastic remark to a drunk person who is drinking or who won't stop drinking after causing unintentional damage to his/her or public property.
Lucy looked outside to find a ruined ATV crashed through her fence and her drunk neighbor still trying to drive it.

she opened her window yelled " have another drink Joe!"
just as he took a swig from his beer.
by goldDriver12 May 17, 2012
mugGet the have another drinkmug.

grab said drink

Michael's modern Shakespearian language. A way of grabbing a drink that has already been foretold before hand.
by bee j. altime November 17, 2016
mugGet the grab said drinkmug.

If I Was Drinking Milk

Derives from when a person is drinking milk and someone says something so funny the person consuming the milk cannot help but laugh whilst drinking. The cause of this is milk to go flying everywhere.

Normally expressed on online chats when some one quotes a horrificly funny and well timed joke. Such as Typing Leroy Jenkins Whilst charging your whole army at your opponent in a total war game (TW).
Person A tell's a hysterical joke.

Person B: If I was Drinking Milk right now....
by Papa C 617 October 6, 2011
mugGet the If I Was Drinking Milkmug.

Phil Collins (drink)

Put about 8 oz of fresh human semen, 2 oz of Parfait Amour and some ice in a shaker. Shake until frothy. If possible, stir with erect male genitalia and pour into a Collins glass. Garnish with male pubic hair. Best served while listening to awful music.
”I’m done man, just give me a Phil Collins (drink). Hold the cheese. What I’m gonna do in the toilet will solve all my problems. Sorry about the bloody mess in advance. One just doesn’t voluntarily listen to Phil Collins without some kinda death wish...”
by LoydMongo January 9, 2019
mugGet the Phil Collins (drink)mug.

Drink, Finnish Style

A method of drinking (especially practised while travelling to foreign countries) whereby boastful claims of drinking prowess are made followed by challenges with anyone who happens to be at the bar (or by oneself). This is then repeated for around half an hour before passing out over a small fence projectile vomiting and, when carried home, defecating in a small bin in your bedroom.
Finnish style drinker: "Finns can drink more than any of you; we can drink more than whales!"
Everyone else: "We believe you."
Finnish style drinker: "You don't believe me? Watch! This is how you drink, Finnish style!"
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Finnish style drinker: "*Huuuurgh*...*Hurrgh*...ow, my face."
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Finnish style drinker:"I had a dream last night that I really needed a shit...but then I was fine"
by LDNdrinker April 27, 2010
mugGet the Drink, Finnish Stylemug.

nice drink of water

I couldn't keep my eyes off the receptionist-- red haired, friendly, and built, she was a nice drink of water in an otherwise drab environment.
by medullacortex January 8, 2014
mugGet the nice drink of watermug.

drinking muddy water

An expression used when someone is in a bad mood. Similar to "waking up on the wrong side of the bed".
Friend: "Ugh! I'm so fed up with everything!"
Me: "Looks like someone's been drinking muddy water.."
by justanaveragecarrot September 19, 2022
mugGet the drinking muddy watermug.

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